jblum's Journal

Still alive
...though in my life in general at the moment, I'm beginning to suspect that the cake is a lie.

On the plus side -- every so often,

jasonamil says something which catches me at just the right angle, such as when he laments the disintegration of his cheap shredder:

I buried the original shredder behind our balcony, at the edge of the hill overlooking the gas station by the freeway. I made a little crucifix out of popsicle sticks and engraved: "Mr. Shreddy 2007 - 2008 Devoted Friend". It will remain here long after I'm gone, and will hopefully take root and grow into a happy little shredding tree.

That alone got me through my severe surrealism drought of recent weeks. Kudos is indeed Jason's...